Regrettable Things
I don't understand. Why do you want me to say my name?
Fangirl. Grad student.
Guess which one this blog's about?
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Post reblogged from not language but a mapSo, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse ravages humanity:
- IN THE EVENT OF AN ACTUAL APOCALYPTIC SITUATION, ASSUME THAT THE FOLLOWING THINGS ARE GOING TO STOP WORKING: running water (this includes toilets); anything that relies on electricity (this includes gas pumps); anything that relies on natural gas lines (this includes gas stoves/central heat); basically, anything that relies on there being a factory of some variety at the other end of thing you want to make do stuff. THAT’S ALL GONNA BREAK. THIS INCLUDES THE INTERNET. Thus, the most important thing to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse is:
- RESEARCH. For as long as you possess the internet, do everything you can to learn as much as possible. Research edible/medicinal plants (or seriously, go into a bookstore and loot your shit a guidebook, they’re not large, they sell little tiny ones, you can put it in your pocket, WHY DOES EVERYONE IN EVERY ZOMBIE MOVIE NOT DO THIS). Research, from available information, how the zombies work/which of their senses are functional—for example, if they operate largely by smell, you want to work on smelling not alive. If they operate largely by sight, DON’T LIGHT FIRES AT NIGHT. And speaking of fires…
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Photoset reblogged from the bavarian citrus sled
Nutella Banana Gyoza Dumplings! (recipe/tutorial)
That reminds me that I have a jar of this that I bought at our farmer’s market a couple of weeks ago:http://www.butchersbunches.com/monkey-bizzzness
NOMNOMNOM.
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Photo reblogged from INNERFLAME
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Photo reblogged from Strange Pictures of Misha Collins
strangepicturesofmishacollins:
pls Tash and I met misha Collins and Richard speight jr while at a gay club tonight nbd :-))))
Note the male dancer in the background.
Okay, so who’s writing Cockles lapdancing fic?
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Photoset reblogged from cornflakegirl
#do you know what this looks like #like they just kissed the crap out of each other #like they were finally on their own so they jumped each other #and now they’re feeling awkward #but in like two seconds they’ll be kissing again #deancas #otpotpotpotp #otp #best ship ever they ruined me
(Source: padakitty)
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Photo reblogged from Kitschy Living
